Tuesday, October 29, 2013

Falsies

When we were in seventh grade, one of our (female, obviously) classmates said:
"When we wear falsies, the guys don't know what they're up against."

That is BRILLIANT in more than a few ways.
(And WAY ahead of the time.)
But who said it?
(I won't say until someone comes up with the correct answer.)

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

GB, I was pretty SLOW in high school (and some things never change) but, one or two names do come to mind, and they would be . . . . . . . . . . like I'm Really going to say . . . . . . I'll never forget the father of someone I dated, making the comment, "There you go again cheating (lying to) the public". Enough already, unfortunately there were alot of things that were WAY ahead of their time and . . . I never had a clue.

dj

Thanks for the post

Anonymous said...

I'll confess. It was me. I never had the nerve to buy the real ones so kleenex had to do. The problems keeping them at the same level,,, and hiding the lumpiness. Once the school books were held against the chest POOF they were still lumpy but flat ,,, and in different parts of my blouse,,,, if not on the floor.
PT

Anonymous said...

Hey PT, YOU were NOT one of the two I had in mind, but I was Slow, so go figure.

dj

TwoDogs said...

No, PT, NO!! Please say this is not true....

Anonymous said...

No it really wasn’t me TD. I was WAY to busty to worry about such things but I did help others. In 4H we learned to make paper mache and found if it was pressed into a cupcake tin, they would come out even and sort of normal looking (if you didn't look to close)
Balloons were an early experiment that failed when one girl got her compass pointing the wrong way. The explosion (and it did sound like that) may have caused Mr Roby to retire early or at least see his cardiologist.
Several years ago I worked with a nurse who swore by her Wonder Bra which she had reinforced with extra Wonder stuff. When she hugged someone, they got dented -- the other person got dented not the bra.
I hope you realize only a nano particle of this post is true and the rest is suspicious and poorly spelled PT

TwoDogs said...

Ha.. I do realize that. I also remember your days as a Lifeguard at the lake - so I knew it was not true.

Anonymous said...

OMG! You were there!!!???! OMG My past continues to humiliate me. If you wash out your eyes with really stong soap, it will help you forget the vision,,,, it will also hurt your eyes but getting rid of that memory may make it worth it. PT

TwoDogs said...

Ah, Memories.... That's about all I have left anymore. Why would I want to get rid of them???
Dillmans, It was also called something else, but, I forget. See, every thing is failing... even the small stuff......

Anonymous said...

After they built the "new" lake it became Hilltop Beach; Catfish and all . . .


dj

TwoDogs said...

Yep. Hilltop Beach was the name. Is this still being used as a gathering spot? We used to go there to picnic and do a little fishing before the new lake and beach was made. Went there to swim / girl watch a few times after that.