It seems in our midst one of our fellow classmates has a secret she has been keeping for many years.
It seems long ago and far away, she went to a faraway land where no one would know her and she was free to roam the shores.
She was set free and let loose in a most pleasant way. (See story about swimsuit). Or facts similar thereof.
It seems she would like to relive those days of yesteryear again.
I have been told by a reliable scource that she left many broken hearts and no wave was left unrode. She wore a flower behind her ear and...oh wait, that is another story for later, sorry.
I know it is impossible to do anything again. Once it is done, it's done, but you can do something similar.
If you have read her story, it is more than enjoyable.
I think she missed her calling and should have been a writer. She is more than entertaining and a hoot besides.
So without further ado, something to get her started, I present to you:Sitting in Paradise Body Shop Wicked Wahine Cologne Mist
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OMG!!!!!
They still that stuff? I cannot believe it. So it must be a pretty good seller, right? All I remember was it smelled so good for being so cheap, and I actually cannot remember how it smelled. (seriously I only bought 1 bottle and used it till it was gone.)
I was surprised at that website, if you click on the "bodyshop" there is also the Wicked Wahine body lotion & wash. Wow...that brings back memories. I am picturing myself at that loud, noisey, crowded, outdoor Int'l Market Place buying a bottle of Wicked Wahine.
But, alas, I have moved on to Perry Ellis 360, because I can no longer afford to fly to Hawaii once a month to shop!
(--are you kidding me? Fly to Hawaii once a month??? If you believe that, I got some swamp land in FL, I’ll sell ya)
Oh, I just noticed the address for that website is Sacramento, CA.
What do you wanna bet, I'll be a "wicked wahine" by Christmas?
That's the stuff that caused all the trouble between Bubbajoe and Darlajolene!!
He kept saying "Wicked Wahine" in is sleep and she thought there was another woman.
It wasn't long before Bubbajoe learned what every man should know -- a pillow can fit on top of your face as well as under your head.
At his funeral, someone told her about a new fragrance called "Wicked Wahine" and it was on sale for a buck fifty a gallon.
Darljo wears it, bathes in it and often drinks it to this very day.
She says Bubbajoe would want it that way.
Joker, You can relive those days of yesteryear again. Just join us in Paradise in November.
Hey Joker, You wasn't at Sunset Beach in '82, was you??? This beautiful free spirit and I had this conversation while showering off the sand. At least, I think we had a conversation - I was having a little problem staying focused.
Now if I could just find my speedos! I remember the last time I had them on. Our first day on the island of St. John, Cindy and I went to the beach together......
That's the last time I seen them....
Did you lose them in the water?
PT,
Wicked Wahine caused problems between BubbaJoe & Darlajolene??
So, Two Dogs, maybe that's why by 1982 I was on my second husband and we didn't go anywhere, let alone Sunset Beach, but the last time I saw that Wicked Wahine, she was walking down Sandy Beach with a pair of men's speedos in her hand.... If you don't remember Sandy Beach in these posts, GH or GG can fill you in and probably show it to you when you get to HI.
(show you the "beach", that is)
Now that we have taken care of Joker and her long lost memories, maybe we can start on TD and his long lost speedos. I am so happy for you that you can now access their body shop and you can purchase their wide array of products for your 24 hr. coverage.
Never can tell, you start using that stuff again and you never know what kind of surprises lay ahead.
TD..
I think this calls for suspenders here.
I think it is now a law here, that you can't wear them on our beaches without a special permit unless you are working with a pole in a dark place.
I know you also have to have lots on hair on your chest and back and wear lots of gold chains around your neck and a pinky ring. But I may have my notes messed up.
PT
I am so sorry that Bubba and Darlajo are having problems. I think if he buys her a bottle of that stuff, it will prove his innocence.
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